I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.

“As a way for both of us to make money, I’ll hold you hostage, while at the same…”

“If love were orange, like an apple, there’d be nothing to compare it to.”

“Bread can soak up soup, but can it soak up all my love for you? I doubt it. You…”

“When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping…”