I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

“My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …”

“Accepting your help, I’m not doing it for me—I’m doing it for you. You need to …”

“I wanted to make her a greeting card, but as far as I got was folding the paper…”