I’m running late. But that’s OK, because I’m wearing Nikes.

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the langu…”

“If I got a new heart with a heart transplant, I’d be forever grateful. Or at le…”

“If you want me to have sex with you, I’ll have sex with you. If you want me to …”

“I put my heart in a paper cup, so she’d be more likely to drink it up.”