I’m sexually attracted to statues made out of decomposing food. Is it normal to be hungry during intercourse?

“Whenever you have a goal, it's a good idea to have both a plan A and a back-up …”

“You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.”

“It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken.…”

“Don’t breathe on my voice, I yelled through my ears. But who’s there to listen,…”