I’m single, like a cheese slice individually wrapped in plastic.

“I didn’t get sucker punched. It was more of a lollipop.”

“There’s a mime convention this weekend, so things should be pretty quiet around…”

“I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my …”

“I have thin lips, like two rose petals on top of each other, and I would say I …”