I’m sleepin’ in your pee pee, and I’m dreaming of what could be.” That’s just the chorus of a little love song I recently wrote.

“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I …”

“The past—I’m looking forward to it.”

“I don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.”

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”