I’m so excited and lonely all at once. Just once. Not twice, because that’d be a couple, and couple’s can’t be lonely.


“When she broke up with me, I didn’t break down or break in to her apartment jus…”

“I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.”

“What has four wooden legs and hangs out in a bar? If you answered a barstool, y…”

“Acne is nothing more than nature’s Braille.”