I’m so happy I could scalp somebody. (Said after he got married)

“A dog is "der Hund"; a woman is "die Frau"; a horse is "das Pferd"; now you put…”

“It's not as bad as it sounds.”

“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”

“I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually hap…”