I’m so hungry I could eat some silverware.

“I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.”

“What is man’s shared IQ? And more important, how thick should my body armor be …”

“I wonder if the singer named Seal got his name by using his cheeks as chumming …”

“Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever ha…”