I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m also hungry, so maybe that caller could order me a pizza after they hang up on me.

“Rhode Island knows, but is Del aware?”

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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“I made love to a woman 20 years older than me. The impressive part is that I wa…”

“Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot…”