I’m so lowbrow that I don’t want to grow a unibrow, but I do want to grow a unicycle on my forehead.

“A brick could be used to help the needy. Giving a brick as a gift is a symbol s…”

“I got a small package in the mail today, and I thought it was the midget stripp…”

“In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love ho…”

“We’re different, you and I. I am a Rorschach Test, and you, you are a butterfly…”