I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always keep it classy.

“Instead of making trash cans cylinder shaped, they should make the mold look mo…”

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucum…”

“To show you how much I love you, I’d take you to the moon and back. Or try to f…”

“Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it i…”