I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody.


“I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.”

“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I d…”

“Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel thi…”

“I said it unto him who isn’t, and he wisely said nothing. Sometimes saying noth…”