I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.

“Then he cocked his head to the side, arched his left eyebrow like a drawbridge,…”

“I remember in elementary school, Mother used to write my name on every single p…”

“By the time I tell you to start doing something, it’s time for you to stop list…”

“A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processe…”