I'm the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris quotes, and I make love like Chuck Norris, only Chuckier. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with shar…” “In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them…” “Signs offer a way to speak, yet keep the room perfectly silent.” “I am not adventurous, though I can manage to look at and enjoy sunsets. However…”