I'm the last of the mad ones.

“The best I ever got was that woman who kept having me come up to fix her TV. Th…”

“It makes you very cool," he said, taking big, jumping steps to get in front of …”

“I could envision it all to clearly: Stuart or Debbie finding the dented door of…”

“Nowhere was good. Except with Eric. He had both perfumed and poisoned her entir…”