I’m the last one to pick, but the first one to choose.

“I say he has room to grow, but the bride in the canoe might say, “Groom to row.”

“My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …”

“I’m not nervous, but I have butterflies in my stomach. Or at least I will, beca…”

“The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is…”