I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decisions of my past.

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I cl…”

“The term “global audience” is misleading and meaningless, but I’m proud to say …”

“A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspec…”

“Bread can soak up soup, but can it soak up all my love for you? I doubt it. You…”