I’m thinking ahead to how I’ll be thinking back to me thinking ahead in this moment.

“Having kids and making kids are two different hobbies. I don’t have any childre…”

“For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.”

“Being in the womb was like taking a nine-month bath. I wanted to take a shower,…”

“A brick could be used to replace a flat tire. After all, you want to replace li…”