I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.

“When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you.”

“People don’t know I have a checkered past. I used to be a picnic table cloth.”

“The three of us met to discuss dinner over sandwiches, and I decided I liked th…”

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroo…”