I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.

“Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff.”

“A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test…”

“Habits define who we are from the outside in, more than who we are defines us f…”

“I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my…”