I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the coupons, please?

“Money is seen as a great evil. But I've never seen a pile of cash stab someone.”

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with t…”

“Murdering a mute to silence him is overkill.”

“I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.”