I’m wise when it comes to your issues, and a fool when it comes to mine. Emotion is the blindfold we cannot see or feel we’re wearing.

“I just weighed myself, and I thought I weighed 165, but it turns out I weigh 18…”

“The cute girl at the bar asked for my number. I told her I’m number one. Then I…”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is not…”

“I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I…”