I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are literally four people who know my name. It’s great to have all four grandparents still living, and widely dispersed around the world.

“Walk Like A Pine Tree Day occurs on Stand Still Day. Orafoura and I observe bot…”

“She’s not showing any interest in me and she looks like she doesn’t want to be …”

“A man who claims to be 32 degrees is one freezing freemason. That man must make…”

“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from …”