In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic.

“She told me she has her eye on me, so I said, And what do you have your other e…”

“If your nipples were on your eyelids, then and only then would I give you eye c…”

“I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blo…”

“A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conser…”