In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like feet; and I could never kill a man, unless that man tasted like soggy bread and I decided to eat him.

“Her name is Today. I told her I’d call her tomorrow. That was yesterday. I’m co…”

“Know yourself better than your opponent knows you, know your opponent better th…”

“The silence sounded like a fire alarm in my ears.”

“I wrote something for my local newspaper, but nobody read it because it got bur…”