In a victory speech, I like to thank the opposition, because without their help, I couldn’t have won.

“A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy …”

“I don’t worry about GDP. Not when there are so many other combinations of lette…”

“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At lea…”

“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be m…”