In bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.

“I want a camera shaped like a jail, so I can capture a ghost on film.”

“The American Dream is to not have to work, so with unemployment at record level…”

“Issues need to be addressed. So do boxes of bricks that need to be mailed. Make…”

“My father taught me the most important thing about wisdom—that I was going to h…”