In high school I attended a magnet school—for refrigerators.

“Never sit on a freshly painted bench, or stand on a wet wall. That’s a lesson i…”

“Somebody knocked, and I’m glad it wasn’t her. I mean I want her to come, but I …”

“We’re all trying to come to terms with our mortality. Well, except for me, beca…”

“My name is Mr. Raingold. But please, call me Money Showers.”