In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.

“Order for Jarod,” she said as I walked over to pick it up. This was it, this wa…”

“If I were a magician, I’d hand out broken compasses. It’s all about misdirectio…”

“A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician str…”

“Design is body language for inanimate objects.”