In high school they called me “Pizza Face.” Not because I had bad acne, though I did, but because I always wore pepperoni and mushrooms on my face.

“Only cowards never tire of cowering. I try to milk the cower for all it’s worth.”

“18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded…”

“If you can predict the future, you can change the past.”

“I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around …”