In life or death situations, my father has only been there once for me. So I'd like to tell him thanks for not pulling out when I needed him the most: conception.

“If this book looks like it took me 15 minutes to put together, that’s because i…”

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”

“There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t.”

“What’s the opposite of start? Would the average person think stop or finish? Th…”