In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and that’s how you know they’re filled with secrets.

“A Letter to Andre Breton, Originally Composed on a Leaf of Lettuce With an Ink-…”

“If I told you that my global audience has shot up 100% in the last six months, …”

“The rocky terrain wasn’t the reason we were on uneven footing. She had no feet,…”

“A statue shaped like a mute. It will leave you speechless.”