In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two.

“Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a ben…”

“I can’t see the wind. I can only see the effects of the wind, namely your love …”

“Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themsel…”

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those…”