In my life I haven’t done anything worth writing about, but that’s OK. That’s why I write fiction.

“Somebody knocked, and I’m glad it wasn’t her. I mean I want her to come, but I …”

“A book on war is useful, but it’d be even more useful if it could shoot bullets…”

“I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the ch…”

“If I were facing a firing squad, I’d ask them to hold on just one second, becau…”