In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.

“US highways are in such disrepair that instead of repaving, they should just mo…”

“It was May 2009, and I didn’t like where the economy was headed. (I wished the …”

“The situation is a coffee mug, and I’ve got a handle on it.”

“I swallow my own lies with big gulps, as if quickly chugging the chance of gett…”