In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.

“A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test…”

“If I’m happy, my eyes are chestnut; if I’m surprised, my eyes are hazelnut; if …”

“I suggested to her that she start writing. "I can't write at all," she said. "N…”

“I wrote half this book (the left half) while I was asleep, and I wrote the othe…”