In the Tunnel of Desire, past the Tube of Destiny, lies the Turtle of Doubt. We all have to face that turtle, but only the confident ones ever find out that doubt tastes like chicken.

“A blanket could be used to help you remember. You’re probably tempted to ask, “…”

“If I only had five minutes left to live, I’d only be half as alarmed as normal,…”

“My mom gave me life, so I gave her batteries. AA batteries.”

“Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could…”