In the words of P.J. O'Rourke, war is a great asshole magnet

“Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and …”

“An Ax was raised into the smoke filled sky while the surrounding soldiers pinne…”

“At the time thousands of Africans were dying over control of diamonds sold in s…”

“When giving money to the amputated, you must put it directly into their pockets.”