In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.

“All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imaginati…”

“She puts the “She” in Sheila. Who am I talking about? Why, Sheila, of course. I…”

“I lean on my friends for support. It’s better than leaning on a crutch, because…”

“Men are the fleas in the gray beard of God, and I’m just itching to meet Him.”