Inappropriate interview question #13: Can I call you Kitten Tits?

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the …”

“I had to stop selling stick-figure portraits of women at the beach, after too m…”

“What the government makes to make money is money. They make money by making mon…”

“Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder …”