Inappropriate interview question #7: Are you into retirement home butt sex?

“A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of te…”

“I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.”

“I’ve just begun to scratch the surface of my talent, and boy does my talent itc…”

“I want to write an unreliable narrator. In fact, he’ll be so unreliable that I’…”