Insects have the most sex. Trust me, I peep on them through my microscope.

“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talkin…”

“So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed…”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is not…”

“A writer should be a recluse. Why share words with a few friends in the moment …”