Instead of hatching a plan, why not break it open prematurely and use it to make an omelet? It’s just food for thought. Actually, it’s thought for food.

“She must have said wear flip-flops, but I heard flippers. I might not have been…”

“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. …”

“I don’t shower because water is the most corrosive element. Ever seen what it d…”

“I want to find myself as a person, and I’ve enlisted the help of my clone to ai…”