Is love a gift from heaven? If it is, it’s often wrapped in disinterest and rejection.

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems rid…”

“Tickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through th…”

“Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.
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“I walk everywhere wearing orange pants, an orange vest, and a yellow bicycle he…”