Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog food finally starting to kick in?

“It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the li…”

“John Nobody, a Nobody Inc. spokesperson, declined to comment. Or prove his exis…”

“On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it ha…”

“If somebody pushed you down a well, I’d rush over and toss you a bucket, becaus…”