Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

“A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, beca…”

“I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.”

“For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with…”

“A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks.…”