Is the only reason you get out of bed because you can’t sleep anymore? I’m like that sometimes.

“There was an amazing party last night. I would have asked you to come with me, …”

“Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes. You can’t fool an old sheep like me. T…”

“If I bottled ginger ale, it’d be made from the finest red hair available.”

“I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree.”