Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!

“Every mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.”

“What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.”

“Our romance lasted a few months. I was so deflated the day I lost my air pump a…”

“A priest, a politician, and a philosopher walk into a bar, and the bartender st…”