Is 'tired old cliché' one?

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”

“My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask …”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, wha…”

“My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely…”